corn country
There is an image in my head that's been haunting me since I saw it.
I was driving down the street, somewhere near five corners when I looked at the on-coming car and saw this:
A tiny car, an old Honda Civic or something. Inside the tiny car, was a very fat lady. This very fat lady was eating a cob of corn. While driving her car. She had an entire cob of corn in her hand, eating it, driving down the street.
I can't stop thinking about it.
I was driving down the street, somewhere near five corners when I looked at the on-coming car and saw this:
A tiny car, an old Honda Civic or something. Inside the tiny car, was a very fat lady. This very fat lady was eating a cob of corn. While driving her car. She had an entire cob of corn in her hand, eating it, driving down the street.
I can't stop thinking about it.


1 Comments:
Hahaha. That'll do. That'll do.
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